The Laundry Mistress Speaks

9-year-old Laundry Mistress: "Why haven't I gotten my allowance wages in the past two months?"

Mom Head Mistress: "Maybe because you haven't folded the towels in the past two months."

9-year-old Laundry Mistress: "Well, I can't ever find them."

Mom Head Mistress: "They are right where they always are...in the laundry basket on the bathroom countertop where they sit... never folded."

9-year-old Laundry Mistress: "Well, isn't it easier to just grab them out of the basket?"